Things That Stop and Make You Think: “Heavy Duty” Mayo

I stumbled across this massive jar while shopping at Sam’s.

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No food should ever be classified as "heavy duty"

Seriously. Since when does this society need “heavy duty” mayonnaise? Are we taking this stuff to the moon or repairing bridges with the goop?

This one just pisses me off. Just call this mayo for what it really is; extra thick and fatty.

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Author:Mr. Fed Up

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9 Comments on “Things That Stop and Make You Think: “Heavy Duty” Mayo”

  1. edoarde
    February 16, 2012 at 12:50 pm #

    But if there ever were a place that needed Heavy Duty Mynaise, New Orleans would be that place! Blue Plate Foods – New Orleans Originals.

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